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Radio without rules. Official podcast of Gnar Couch. www.gnarcouch.com @gnarcouch A bunch of random shit that pops in our heads, a little bit of mountain bike chat (sometimes), not your average interviews, and incoherent analysis of all things. If laughing isn’t your thing, we aren’t for you.
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5 days ago
5 days ago
Back atcha with episode 103, where listener Weiner Master entertains the boys with a Zoom shower show and some inner thigh action. The crew goes over their furry alter egos, including "Baxter the Bunny." (Try to guess who that is.) Cheef discusses the time he was sexually assaulted by a saleswoman at a radio station he works at, which leads to a story about his best friend creaming his pants the first time he touched boobs.
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Thursday Mar 09, 2023
Thursday Mar 09, 2023
The show has a new sponsor. Say nah to the Claw and get fisted with Black Fist Malt Seltzer. Cumbing to a Target or corner store near you soon. Listener Judy explains the benefits of fecal retention, which include faster race times from weight gain, draft dodging because you look pregnant, and random pegging protection. And, since it's International Women's Day, the boys discuss the many benefits of vaginal steaming, also known as fumigation in ancient Greek culture. Listen. It's good for your health.
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Thursday Mar 02, 2023
Thursday Mar 02, 2023
If you aren't pissing as loud as you can wherever you want, you're doing it wrong. However, if you listen to Freebird while you take a dump, you're doing it Rob-style. Both Cheef and JP have been called homosexuals by complete strangers. Working at Jamba Juice and mall stores is a great way to pick up rich moms and their daughters.
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Thursday Feb 23, 2023
Thursday Feb 23, 2023
We made it to 100 episodes and we're celebrating by learning which foods are best to have sex with! Adult entertainment actor John Kilo, soon to be famous for fucking avocadoes and papaya, explains how he gained a following having intercourse with foods, and exactly which foods are kindest to the ween. He gives a live demonstration and lesson with sex toys and spaghetti so we all have a better understanding of the food-love process. The boys consider pitching a sponsorship to Chickfly pants, an adventure clothing company for women that makes pants with an easy-open crotch. British and Irish rappers are discussed, and it's soon discovered no one on the show can name one.
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Saturday Feb 18, 2023
Saturday Feb 18, 2023
Which would you rather drive...a killdozer or a dildozer? Pony play is good, but goat play would be better. Making coffee with power tools. Milwaukee vs. Makita. Expectancy violations in Smash Burger. Best show ever.
Thursday Feb 09, 2023
Thursday Feb 09, 2023
After and extended vacation and losing half our staff, we're back and worse than ever with Incident 98. Cheef details his trip to the fertility clinic, which includes a no-lube cranking. Gnard Fest dates (August 3-7) are released and discounts are LIVE so get your lodging now! Pointing lasers at drunk people and airplanes. Rim the Elderly is our new charity of choice. Please rim some old people.
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Thursday Jan 12, 2023
Thursday Jan 12, 2023
Zavien and Ezekiel Maestas, princess bike stuntaz, are in-studio this week to talk about flip-whipping and downhilling on five-dollar, thrift store girls' bikes. The cast and Zoom crew create Gnar Couch stories with ChatGPT. Reamo Piehole calls in trying to get us to sponsor him again. One of the Gnards wants to send us beer illegally. Another Gnard got a Gnar Couch Huck to Flat tattoo. Jimmy hates on influencers. Perri uncovers a Reddit JerkBudss thread about Lilly Driver. Conspiracy theory talk engaged. Homeless and gang member encounters at Nine Line Bike Park in SLC. Show is 10/10, as always.
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Friday Jan 06, 2023
Friday Jan 06, 2023
This week we welcome Jeremy Jones (not from TGR) to the show to talk about his Instagram page for 23 seconds before we stop talking about bikes. James Perri returns, along with his broken arm. Fitting in, Jeremy explains cumbrellas to the crew. Perri explains Mountain Jews. The boys pick their podium of singers.
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Tuesday Jan 03, 2023
Tuesday Jan 03, 2023
The Boomer Hour returns for a second week in a row with just Rob, Jimmy, and Cheef in studio. The Gnards shine, making the show worth listening to. Shooting squirrels while sitting on the toilet. Eating sparrows. Mexican foreskin celebration. If Only Fans models come on the podshow, they should give the show members free access to "test" their content. Tim Armstrong from Rancid sucks at singing. Jimmy identifies with Henry Rollins. 10/10 show once again.
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Monday Dec 19, 2022
Monday Dec 19, 2022
The Boomer Hour continues as Rob, Cheef, and Jimmy oversee another fantastic show. Michael LaSalata from Hellion Bikes comes on to talk about his new bikes and the overall business and bike climate of Bentonville. BYU kids are getting crabs in their armpits. A full investigation is launched by the Gnar Couch investigative news team. Cheef thinks the hotel he stayed in is haunted because lights randomly turned on and flickered all night while he was trying to sleep.
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