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Gnar Couch Podshow 91: Docking on the Mississippi, The Brown Show, Instantly Incinerated

Gnar Couch Podshow 91: Docking on the Mississippi, The Brown Show, Instantly Incinerated

November 21, 2022

Sponch and Kenny go on a retreat in St. Louis, where they meet on the banks of the Mississippi River, only to make it muddier than it already is. Rob admits he crapped the bed the first time he slept in a bed next to his wife, leading to multiple stories from the Gnards about crapping their pants. In our news section, we discuss a man falling into a vat of molten iron at a bulldozer plant. This show is 10/10.

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Gnar Couch Podshow 90: The Cat Mom is Away, Fuck the Neighbors, Semenifrious Facts

Gnar Couch Podshow 90: The Cat Mom is Away, Fuck the Neighbors, Semenifrious Facts

November 14, 2022

Cheef takes the week off to celebrate Bo Batie's birthday. Kenny talks about his white trash neighborhood. Seagulling is discussed. Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

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Ep. 14: Your New Best Friends

Ep. 14: Your New Best Friends

November 12, 2022

Wanna pretend you're in our inner circle for an hour and half? Us, too. 

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Gnar Couch Podshow 89: Kenny vs. Rob Cringe, Saucecast, Buy Gnar Couch Jerseys

Gnar Couch Podshow 89: Kenny vs. Rob Cringe, Saucecast, Buy Gnar Couch Jerseys

November 2, 2022

Kenny blows off the group for a Harvard writing class in an attempt to prove he's not just Pittsburgh white trash. Unfortunately, he can't defend himself as the boys talk about a cringe-worthy DM interaction he and Boston Rob had earlier in the day. Fry sauce is discussed, then debated. Another limited run of jerseys--this time in both black and white--will be available Thursday. The fats are all over these, scooping up the XXLs before they're even released.

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Gnar Couch Podshow 88: BJ Broke a Lesbian’s Leg, Geometric Twinks, Foreign Object Friday

Gnar Couch Podshow 88: BJ Broke a Lesbian’s Leg, Geometric Twinks, Foreign Object Friday

November 1, 2022

You'll learn so much on this weeks show. Did you know female soccer players only fall into two--possibly three categories: super-hot, lesbian, or super-hot lesbian? The topic of drug-induced geometric twinks cause Cheef to laugh hard enough to almost piss his pants. There is an in-depth conversation about objects EMT and ER personnel find deep within the confines of people's south mouths. Rob packs more stuff for MTB trips than the rest of the field combined. Cheef introduces Jimmy and Sponch to Steel Panther.

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Ep. 13: The BJ Schralpson Show

Ep. 13: The BJ Schralpson Show

October 23, 2022

Everyone is gone and I finally have time to jerk off in the new studio by myself. 

Premier of the Gnard Anthem:
As I'm Gay Crying - "Crew Snuggle"

Credits:

Lead Vocals - Tim Lambpenis(**cough BJ)
Clean Vocals - BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Guitar 1 - BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Guitar 2 - BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Bass - Transcribed and Programed by BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Drums - Transcribed and Programed by BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson

Official Lyrics:

Geeahhhhhhh!

Only in crew snuggle have I found rest
With a piece of shit grey Toyota
I begin to understand
Hollow out this jelly like breast

With their muscles that flex to make me feel
And assembled Gnards that big, big gay

Only in crew snuggle have I found rest
Only in crew snuggle have I found rest

Remove from me (from me)
(This big...) This big dildo (...dildo)
(That I) That I called Steve (called Steve)
(That I) That I called Steve (called Steve)

Fuck!

With their muscles that flex to make me feel
And assembled Gnards that big, big gay

Remove from me (remove from me)
This big dildo (that I that I)
That I called Steve (that I called Steve)
That I called Steve

Only in crew snuggle have I found rest
With a piece of shit grey Toyota
I begin to understand
I begin to understand
I begin to understand

Gnar Couch ❤️

 

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Gnar Couch Podshow 87: Hill Awaits, Ted Kenczynski, Werther’s Mouth

Gnar Couch Podshow 87: Hill Awaits, Ted Kenczynski, Werther’s Mouth

October 16, 2022

On today's stellar show, the boys talk with the Hill Awaits crew, a bunch of skate bros who decided skateboarding is too hard so they started mountain biking instead. Cheef is smitten. Kenny looks like the love child of Ted Kaczynski and Kim Kardashian after crashing on a green trail at Highland, breaking his nose and filling his mouth full of stitches. Rob and Cheef suck hard on Werther's throughout the show, making it almost unbearable to listen to.

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Gnar Couch Podshow 86: Taste the Biscuit, Mynesweepers, Boston Kenny: Harvard Student

Gnar Couch Podshow 86: Taste the Biscuit, Mynesweepers, Boston Kenny: Harvard Student

October 10, 2022

This week we're joined by Mynesweepers, who make sick tire inserts and other tire and wheel goodies. Kenny who is from Pittsburgh, is now known as Boston Kenny after moving to Cambridge to pretend like he goes to Harvard. We also discuss honey biscuits, amongst other stupid topics.

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Ep. 12: Cut Me With A Rusty Saw Daddy

Ep. 12: Cut Me With A Rusty Saw Daddy

October 8, 2022

WWI's Christmas hiatus was definitely handled the wrong way.

Gnar Couch Podshow 85: In the Hills Gang/Hot Abercrombie Models, We Forgot to Record, Kenny’s Crooked Mustache Smile

Gnar Couch Podshow 85: In the Hills Gang/Hot Abercrombie Models, We Forgot to Record, Kenny’s Crooked Mustache Smile

October 5, 2022

Welcumb to Incident 85, the first Podshow we've done where the Zoom room overflowed with Gnards from around the world. We try to have a conversation with the two dozen In the Hills Gang members who show up, but instead have them make Chewbacca and seal sounds. Eventually, they get around to telling us about their upcoming freeride festival, which Sponch claims is "way better than corporate Rampage." We forget to record the beginning of the podcast. Lucky you. And we discuss Kenny's cute, crooked smile, amongst other irrelevant nonsense.

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