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Gnar Couch Podshow 69: Back to Basics, Remote Viewing, Our Guests Would Rather Do Anything Else

Gnar Couch Podshow 69: Back to Basics, Remote Viewing, Our Guests Would Rather Do Anything Else

May 9, 2022

On this week's podshow, we return to the format that made us famous. One hour. Full stupidity. Despite it being episode 69, we do nothing special, unless sexually harassing our Zoom meeting members is special. Cheef tries to remote view Sponch's location, mistaking massive boobs for a fupa. Our guest forgets to join us because she's out riding her bike, a reasonable excuse in our book.

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Gnar Couch Podshow 68 Part II, Hayden from 15/7, Kieran, the World’s Best Dirtbag

Gnar Couch Podshow 68 Part II, Hayden from 15/7, Kieran, the World’s Best Dirtbag

May 2, 2022

We ended up with two guests in the second hour. Hayden from 15/7 came by to celebrate 420 and talk about his efforts to fund a couple of our slopestyle buddies. Then, the greatest dirtbag of all time, Kieren, talks about riding old bikes, living in a van, inspiring pro riders, and riding the gnarliest lines in Virgin.

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Gnar Couch Showcast 1: The Pilot

Gnar Couch Showcast 1: The Pilot

April 30, 2022

When the honeymoon phase ends things can go 2 ways: Renaissance or Divorce. We chose the former. In this new show, Kenny, Balloon Animal, Cheef, and Jimmy have a hot tub, homoerotic cuddle about Zero Dick Andy and The Slaughter at the Slaughter Pen. Naturally, there was FiNgErBlAsTiNg to bring us closer together.

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Gnar Couch Podshow 68 Part I: People Talking Over Each Other, Everyone is High

Gnar Couch Podshow 68 Part I: People Talking Over Each Other, Everyone is High

April 26, 2022

We celebrated 420 the way any red-blooded American would. Everyone got baked, except Cheef, who ironically doesn't cheef. Was Jimmy high? No one actually knows. And if they found out, he'd kill them.

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Gnar Couch Podshow 67 Part II: Rampaved, MTB Capital, White Trash vs. Dirt Squirrel

Gnar Couch Podshow 67 Part II: Rampaved, MTB Capital, White Trash vs. Dirt Squirrel

April 14, 2022

Another round of talks about Bentonville's claim to fame as the "MTB Capital of the World," with insider info from Bentonville locals. A discussion of the biggest troll in MTB: Red Bull Rampaved (which we have no association with). And an in-depth, serious discussion about the dirt squirrel roots of everyone on the Gnarcast, except for Sponch.

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Gnar Couch Podshow 67 Part I: We Hate our Followers, Squat Gape, Mound Rushmore

Gnar Couch Podshow 67 Part I: We Hate our Followers, Squat Gape, Mound Rushmore

April 9, 2022

The Gnarcast has started a new Facebook group because the original group is too boomery. Team Terry takes offense to this claim, as he is a boomer. Kenny and Cheef discuss the workout videos they send each other, and a challenge to squat Gape Bendley at Gnard Fest is issued. Jimmy gives us a Mound Rushmore of short rockstars. 

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Gnar Couch Podshow 66 Part 2: Gay Reels, Rob’s Wrecking Balls, Nerd Weddings

Gnar Couch Podshow 66 Part 2: Gay Reels, Rob’s Wrecking Balls, Nerd Weddings

March 29, 2022

Due to the fact the Gnarcasters can't create their own content, they ask the Gnards for Instagram reel suggestions, all of which end up resulting in gay sex, except for one really good idea from Luce Bajina. Cheef explains his workout plan, which Rob is now going to try to the detriment of anyone within five feet of his saggy, old-man balls. Sponch tells a story about being in a pirate wedding after Rob admits to being in a Renaissance wedding. A new Gnard joins the Zoom room and falls in love with Kenny. They're planning on getting married and moving to the Pokin' Os.

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Gnar Couch Podshow 66 Part I: Cialis vs. Steroids, Sponch’s Top 5 Favorite Mountains, Halfsies on a Sybian

Gnar Couch Podshow 66 Part I: Cialis vs. Steroids, Sponch’s Top 5 Favorite Mountains, Halfsies on a Sybian

March 25, 2022

Begins with a discussion about taking Cialis to increase height instead of penile size, which then dovetails into Cheef suggesting 16 year olds should be doing steroids. Kenny Eggs explains how steroids turned his cousin from an alpha male into a romance novel fan. Sponch's top 5 favorite mountains are pretty much all shaped like boobs or dicks. After seeing Cinnabons in a rural Idaho gas station, Cheef asks Sponch if he wants to split a Sy-bi-on.

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Gnar Couch Transcast 65 Part II: Iozzio Components, Poetry, Seamen and Astroglide

Gnar Couch Transcast 65 Part II: Iozzio Components, Poetry, Seamen and Astroglide

March 14, 2022

Jesse Iozzio from Iozzio Cycles joins the transcast for hour two to talk about his Shotgun headtube herb container, the perfect tool for stashing weed in a safe place on your bike. John Clarkson reads a poem worthy of a Pulitzer. Sponch tells the story about going to Judas Priest and being called a homophobic slur by a boomer.

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Gnar CouchTranscast 65 Part I: Jeezits, Casey’s Pizza, The Mallen Twins

Gnar CouchTranscast 65 Part I: Jeezits, Casey’s Pizza, The Mallen Twins

March 13, 2022

Two weeks later this show still sucks. The boys discuss their new Facebook group for show listeners only, saying they'll bully anyone who posts stupid content. A brief discussion of boy bands erupts. Cheef tells Rob he's taken a step back in spiritual evolution by converting from Catholicism to Judaism. John Clarkson gets pissed off about Casey's pizza. The boys start a fundraiser, doing something nice for the first time in their lives, to support the racing costs of local, talented youth downhillers Luke and Alex Mallen. Cheef talks about spraypainting blue pentagrams on garages in his neighborhood as a kid.

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