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Official podcast of Gnar Couch. Mountain bike news, interviews, and incoherent analysis.
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Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
You'll learn so much on this weeks show. Did you know female soccer players only fall into two--possibly three categories: super-hot, lesbian, or super-hot lesbian? The topic of drug-induced geometric twinks cause Cheef to laugh hard enough to almost piss his pants. There is an in-depth conversation about objects EMT and ER personnel find deep within the confines of people's south mouths. Rob packs more stuff for MTB trips than the rest of the field combined. Cheef introduces Jimmy and Sponch to Steel Panther.
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Sunday Oct 23, 2022
Sunday Oct 23, 2022
Everyone is gone and I finally have time to jerk off in the new studio by myself.
Premier of the Gnard Anthem:
As I'm Gay Crying - "Crew Snuggle"
Credits:
Lead Vocals - Tim Lambpenis(**cough BJ)
Clean Vocals - BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Guitar 1 - BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Guitar 2 - BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Bass - Transcribed and Programed by BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Drums - Transcribed and Programed by BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Official Lyrics:
Geeahhhhhhh!
Only in crew snuggle have I found rest
With a piece of shit grey Toyota
I begin to understand
Hollow out this jelly like breast
With their muscles that flex to make me feel
And assembled Gnards that big, big gay
Only in crew snuggle have I found rest
Only in crew snuggle have I found rest
Remove from me (from me)
(This big...) This big dildo (...dildo)
(That I) That I called Steve (called Steve)
(That I) That I called Steve (called Steve)
Fuck!
With their muscles that flex to make me feel
And assembled Gnards that big, big gay
Remove from me (remove from me)
This big dildo (that I that I)
That I called Steve (that I called Steve)
That I called Steve
Only in crew snuggle have I found rest
With a piece of shit grey Toyota
I begin to understand
I begin to understand
I begin to understand
Gnar Couch ❤️
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Sunday Oct 16, 2022
Sunday Oct 16, 2022
On today's stellar show, the boys talk with the Hill Awaits crew, a bunch of skate bros who decided skateboarding is too hard so they started mountain biking instead. Cheef is smitten. Kenny looks like the love child of Ted Kaczynski and Kim Kardashian after crashing on a green trail at Highland, breaking his nose and filling his mouth full of stitches. Rob and Cheef suck hard on Werther's throughout the show, making it almost unbearable to listen to.
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Monday Oct 10, 2022
Monday Oct 10, 2022
This week we're joined by Mynesweepers, who make sick tire inserts and other tire and wheel goodies. Kenny who is from Pittsburgh, is now known as Boston Kenny after moving to Cambridge to pretend like he goes to Harvard. We also discuss honey biscuits, amongst other stupid topics.
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Saturday Oct 08, 2022
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Welcumb to Incident 85, the first Podshow we've done where the Zoom room overflowed with Gnards from around the world. We try to have a conversation with the two dozen In the Hills Gang members who show up, but instead have them make Chewbacca and seal sounds. Eventually, they get around to telling us about their upcoming freeride festival, which Sponch claims is "way better than corporate Rampage." We forget to record the beginning of the podcast. Lucky you. And we discuss Kenny's cute, crooked smile, amongst other irrelevant nonsense.
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Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
The Degradation of American Society.
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Friday Sep 23, 2022
Friday Sep 23, 2022
This week, your favorite podcast discusses the movie Cocaine Bear and which animals would be the best fighters on coke. Danny Mac stops into to say he's going to poach every MTB line everywhere. And someone claiming to be Dylan Stark explains why he wasn't able to join us on the show last week after saying he would.
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Monday Sep 19, 2022
Monday Sep 19, 2022
She turned us straight.
IG: @mmurmaider
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Friday Sep 16, 2022
Friday Sep 16, 2022
Cheef got liquid on his keyboard. The show was real good. Just listen.
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