Gnar Couch Podshow 157: Miguel and JP vs. the World, Fan Questions for TDS Racers, Cumb Over to Our Trailer

Gnar Couch Podshow 157 is somewhere between our best and 157th worst show. Cumb with us as we discuss a plethora of important topics and sometimes talk about mountain biking to bore you.

We've dedicated ourselves to living our brand as we prepare to move the studio from Cheef's apartment, where his gay neighbor (geighbor, as it is) stomps around like Shrek all night, to JP's trailer. We're looking for a wrap sponsor so we can yank the thing around with Rob's Taco podcasting our high-brow humor in quaint bike towns across America.

Boston Rob is now lusting for sponsors like a teenager with his first Playboy. Wanna give us money? Hit him up. Or just check us out on Patreon. We take money any way we can get it.

That's probably why JP has a realistic sex doll named Miguel squatting in the back of his van. He estimates Miguel's weight at 150 pounds, 130 of which is most likely peen, according to Eddie Pliers, a long-time listener.

Other topics include self-anointing elk who piss all over themselves to attract a mate. Give it a try if you're having trouble getting laid. We also go in depth on whether or not it's possible to die choking on semen. (Guess what? It is, and it's reportedly happened.) And, since our tangents are about as stable as a unicycle on a tightrope, JP and Cheef randomly spend about five minutes trying to convince JP and Jimmy to actually start watching Trailer Park Boys.

So, pour yourself a bag of paint and prepare to breathe deep because this is another nonsensical shitshow you'll want to soon forget.

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00:00 Oklahoma Blood: Stompin' Nachos.

11:09 Can you die from swallowing semen?

17:23 Cheef's loud geighbor.

21:40 He died at the Maverick, I think.

26:04 Remo Piehole and ninjitsjew

31:03 Biology with Deano the XC Nerd

37:39 Great collab idea

42:39 Miguel, JPs 150-pound sex doll

50:00 Queuing with the boomers

55:13 Rob wants more sponsors for the show 

01:00:28 Our new studio is a trailer

01:07:29 More trailer talk

01:10:13 Baiku and Bliz Eyewear

01:13:50 Buy from thelostco

01:19:59 Join our Patreon

01:25:23 Good bye