Ep. 13: The BJ Schralpson Show

Everyone is gone and I finally have time to jerk off in the new studio by myself. 

Premier of the Gnard Anthem:
As I'm Gay Crying - "Crew Snuggle"

Credits:

Lead Vocals - Tim Lambpenis(**cough BJ)
Clean Vocals - BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Guitar 1 - BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Guitar 2 - BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Bass - Transcribed and Programed by BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson
Drums - Transcribed and Programed by BJ "Balloon Animal" Schralpson

Official Lyrics:

Geeahhhhhhh!

Only in crew snuggle have I found rest
With a piece of shit grey Toyota
I begin to understand
Hollow out this jelly like breast

With their muscles that flex to make me feel
And assembled Gnards that big, big gay

Only in crew snuggle have I found rest
Only in crew snuggle have I found rest

Remove from me (from me)
(This big...) This big dildo (...dildo)
(That I) That I called Steve (called Steve)
(That I) That I called Steve (called Steve)

Fuck!

With their muscles that flex to make me feel
And assembled Gnards that big, big gay

Remove from me (remove from me)
This big dildo (that I that I)
That I called Steve (that I called Steve)
That I called Steve

Only in crew snuggle have I found rest
With a piece of shit grey Toyota
I begin to understand
I begin to understand
I begin to understand

Gnar Couch ❤️

 

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